Break a Wish

Granted but you accidentally tell me to take more than I should. I die from an overdose. Thanks a lot hattie. XD

I wish college was cheaper.

Granted but the classes got harder

I wish I got Kayla, Ruri, and Hat-Chan fighting for me. Ufufufufu

granted, but after some time they decide to fight you instead xD

wish world was an anime...

Granted but because the world becomes 2D, it can no longer rotate. Without its rotation, Earth's core no longer generates its magnenosphere. Without it, solar flares strip our atmosphere and exposing us to space directly. Summary: We all die.

I wish my bestie told me who she had a crush on :/

granted, but that wouldnt be fun for her anymore.

im sure she'll tell you someday give her some time.

I wish for your wish to come true.

Granted but now I have to break it (oh man...) Btw it's been 5 years and she won't tell my a single thing about her love life XD

I wish I could multitask

granted, but it's actually bad to multi-task for the brain. XD!!!!! did you know that?

i wish i had a clear singing voice. this is frustrating..

Granted , but your voice is so beautiful that you go deaf after singing your first song.

I wish I had the power to read minds.

LOL!? deaf? i hope someday that will happen.

granted, but you'll get headaches and it'll be hard to stop the thoughts of others if you wanted to stop it.

i wish i lost all of my fat already XD.

Granted but you gain it all back as soon as you lose it.

I wish I had a lifetime's supply of k-pop merchandise.

granted, but that means you must have more space for your merchandises!

i wish for something that i can't say out loud.

Granted but you have to tell everyone what you wished for.

I wish hattie would tell us what she won't say out loud.

Granted , but she says it infront of the forum page. she doesn't type it

i wish I switched souls temporarily with Ruriel

Granted but I accidentally cause you to get fired because of my inability to cook as well as you can (sorry kat)

I wish I could talk to and understand animals.

granted but because of your newly found powers ur always listening in on the conversations by every animal close to you , from flies to cockroaches to the cats and dogs barking and meowng outside. good luck trying to go to sleep xD or trying to find some quiet place.

I wish i could leap through time as many times as i wanted.

granted, but only in huge steps backwards, have fun with the dinosaurs! xD

I wish I could jump 5 meters high.

Granted but gravity doesn't affect you. You can never return to the ground afterwards. You can only jump higher and higher and... well... good luck surviving in outer space.


I wish I had complete control over the four elements.

granted, but that means you must control ur power all the time.

i wish math class was over with already.

Granted but you have to take an 8-hour long math course every day over the summer, including weekends!

I wish it was easy to type with gloves on.

granted, but now all keyboards are 5 on 2 meters in size with huge keys - have fun carrying a laptop xD

I wish I could walk through walls

Granted but you always get stuck in each one you pass through for at least an hour.

I wish all horses were replaced with unicorns!

granted, but that means we won't have any normal mals anymore.. to ride on. unicorns are not friendly creatures. they won't let humans ride on them XD!...

i wish i was done with my essay that's due tomorrow morning ><

Actually we'd still have donkeys, camels, and mules :3

Granted but an invisible dog attacks you and eats it and destroys the computer where the file is saved. Good luck explaining that to your teacher.

I wish all Christmases were white Christmases.

granted, but if it was always a white christmas then.. you might get tired of it!

i wish someone would talk to me often during my free time.

Granted, but the person will only talk in japanese lol.

I wish I could wear my pajamas to work.