Break a Wish

Granted, but minecraft just randomly turned into a stone. since it didn't get any updates at all it became a caveman.

I wish anime was real.

Granted, you'd be Akihisa from Baka to Test xD

Wish christmas Holiday started tomorrow and lasted till February worldwide. xD

Granted but Santa put you in the naughty list and freezes you in a block of ice for a year.

I wish penguins could fly.

Granted, but they can't swim anymore and are of now unable to get their food and die all. Naughty Ruri, I liked penguins...

Wish my lectures were all like the last one, prof wearing a Santa costume, being drunk and swearing at the students xD

granted, but it can turn out to be a really disturbing scene and someone could call the cops because of it. XD

i wish life was easier to read.

Granted but life become harder to see.

I wish I could dry my hair in seconds.

Granted, but only because you have a military 3-mm-hairstyle. (lol even I as a guy couldn't imagine that for me, nothing under 5 cm, I like my hair lol)

Wish edged weapons would be allowed to keep here ... no, then anyone would have them and do whatever.... rather, I wish I had a license for them. xD

Granted but the license left you broke and homeless because of the price. Ha!

I Wish I had a personal Butler

Granted But He Will Be Horrible At What He Does.


I Wish I Could Sleep Now

Granted, but you'll dream of giant squids dancing around a scary rainbow. And clowns. Evil clowns.

Wish AM meetings weren't in the middle of the night for me xD

Granted But now they're early in the morning! EXTREMELY EARLY! Sunrise Time!

I Wish I had the Power to control my blood.

Granted, but you no longer have control over your saliva and start to drool randomly. Really badly.
(be glad, this could be a lot worse! and what's with that wish anyways? xD)

I wish I could send presents all over the world through our chimney, at least during christmas time xD

Granted but at one point your chimney gets clogged causing an explosion. good luck with that repair bill.... ufufufu

( My last wish was inspired by Kyoukai No Kanata )

I Wish $4,000 would appear on my Table Every 2 weeks for the rest of my life.

Granted, but every now and then your tax is higher than $700,000.

I wish i could fly.

Granted but you need to sing " Miley Cyrus - Wrecking Ball" Before taking off every single time. Out loud too!

I Wish The Jedi Force was real

Granted, your boss willcan now force-choke you if he's not content with what you're doing. And he has got more Midichlorians than you.

Wish there was a little secret portal to Akiha in Munich xD

Granted, but it's secret, and you don't know where it is. Nobody does.

I wish winter holidays lasted till February.

Granted, but it's taken away from your summer vacation mister!

I wish I could turn my head completely around.

Granted, but you'd suffer from bad bad Rheuma starting now, sir! xD

I wish they'd do a Miku concert around here.

Granted, but you won't be able to attend the concert as you will be down with fever and flu. u.u

I wish my cramps will go away. T_T

Granted, but you will fall asleep and only wake up to the kiss of a prince.

I wish I could turn back time and undo a few stupid things I've done...

Granted, but now you can't forward time so your stuck where you wanted to go back too, good luck explaining that to yourself!

i wish i could stop time whenever i want

granted, but you can't unfreeze time again, so you'd practically end the world by stopping time ...

I wish I had a glowing, talking jellyfish in a bottle next to my bed that would sing me to sleep lol

granted, but it's light is extremely bright and it's singing is beyond horrid!

I wish i could teleport anywhere at anytime.

Granted, but you when you teleport from anywhere at any time you always land at the exact same place in the middle of a desert miles away from any living creature.

I wish I'd be friends with a 2 meter rabbit, only I could see.