Break a Wish

granted, but then your boss might fire you!

I wish for Thanksgiving for this year to be fantastic!

Granted but when you wake up the next day, you realize you can't get up and that your bed has broken under your weight.

I wish Christmas ads and songs would appear AFTER Thanksgiving.

granted,there are lots of christmas ads appearing after thanksgiving, but it all starts in Juli.

I wish christmas songs and ads and stuff would be limited to the time between fist advent and sylvester.

(was too good a wish to break it xD)

Granted but all TV stations put Christmas ads on marathons and radios do the same for Christmas songs. They are all you will ever hear or see throughout December XD

I wish I could create a clone of myself that could never turn against me.

Granted but you can only do so if you're naked.

I wish I could redirect lightning/electricity.

Granted but you can only do so if you're naked.
jk xD you just have a cloud where rain pours from and that produces thunder and lightning 1m above your head all the time.

Wish my japanese lessons would progress faster. xD

Granted but you won't learn anything



I wish this semester were over

Granted but starting on the next day, you will be stuck in school for the rest of your life.

I wish it was easy to find a pair of matching socks.

granted but you won't be able to find a pair of matching shoes.


I wish I were asleep right now

Granted, but you'd find yourself in the next inception-like dream level wishing for sleep.

public void wish()
{
private String grant="";
For(i=2; i<0, i++)
{
grant = grant + "I even grant that wish, but you would just dream of level i where you sat there and wished for sleep."
}
return grant;
}

Wish I knew why I wrote my granting of rami's wish in Java code. lol

Granted but you realize that your code has an error and it wouldn't return anything anyway. You forgot to define i as an int and a semicolon after you redefined String grant in the for loop XP

I wish all pens had pink ink!~

granted, and because all of the earth's pink ink is being used up rapidly now, pens get extremely expensive.

I wish you could visit the end of the rainbow, and there's a portal to the anime world.

@Ruri lol. you noticed. *ashamed* xD
btw, that grant = grant + "..." probably only works in Python as well, I think the command in java was a little bit different xD

Granted but you have to face an angry mob of leprechauns first.

@kiwa I didn't take AP comp sci for nothing XD Man I really wanted to take software development but the damn class was oversubscribed... In fact...

... I wish the school let me take softdev~

granted, but you had to code anything in Assembler lolololol

Wish rain was colorful.

it IS! COLORFUL. you just dont see it LOL!

I wish I was a giant XD!

Granted, you're a giant now. During the next storm, a lightning crashes down on the highest place it can find, and that, unfortunately, is your head. lol

I wish fried would show up for our december meeting.

Granted but then he never shows up again....

I wish Nemo was my friend.

Granted, but you rarely see him because he's away on the nautilus xD

I wish it wouldn't be so cold ... here, and in winter in general.

Granted but for some strange reason, you decide to move to Antarctica to become one with the penguins.

I wish it wasn't so crowded in malls on Black Friday.

Granted, on black friday everyone would turn into guinea pigs, so everyone would occupy less space and it would be less crowded.

I wish (i wish) you were a little smaller
not just small but
really really short
so I could put you in my pocket
and carry you around all day.

Granted but then you lose me in your pocket and I starve to death. Gee thanks kiwa... and after I made you a set too XP

I wish bacon was healthy AND tasted amazingly perfectly bacony.

Granted, but you have an allergy against bacon.

I wish I wasn't alone on AM all (my) day xD

Granted, but your only companions will be bots...

I wish i can manipulate time...

Granted, you can make time flow slower for you without accelerating your physical possibilities. You can lower the speed to 20% as many times as you like, but you can't reverse the process. If you use it too often, a second will feel like a decade to you and you and everything else will just move incredibly slow.

Wish I could survive in outer space without gear.