Break a Wish

Aw pooh vezz XD Granted but you fall into a new routine

I wish vezz granted my previous wish.

granted! but Vezzel is an inexperienced genie, instead of castration power, u have recieved a bowl of chocolates  

bitch please, like ill fall for that one xD!!

I wish i had wings to fly up in the sky :3 (give me chicken wings and u r dead! xP)

Granted and they aren't chicken wings. They're the size of a fly's wings. Good luck dude. XP

I wish vezz would let me castrate guys.

for the love of... what do u have against testicles? geesh D:

ill wish ruris wish, there, suit yourself xD

granted (omg!), but know rami and me are in your way, ruri xD

I wish I had a machine the size of a PC screen that would give out an unlimited supply of tea, bread and cake. xD

Granted but then the machine malfunctions and begins creating delicious treats of death.

I wish life had a meaning.

Granted, but you don't like this meaning. Alternative: you'll never find out what it is.

I wish life would sometimes serve lemons to make lemonade of instead of stones to chew on.

uh i dont get ur lemon theory XD... i wish i could heal from this flu. ugh.. its drowning me......

@kiwa Granted but turns out that nobody knows how to make a good lemonade.

@hattie Granted but then you get an STD XP (On a serious note, please get plenty of rest and I hope you feel better soon!)

I wish weekends were longer than two days.

granted, 4 days long... but ur government is gonna turn 3 of them into week days, enjoy ur saturday, only free day of the week xD

i wish i wasnt so lazy D:

granted, you die from being overworked within ... a week.

Wish the globe in my room would show the weather, and I could manipulate it by dragging the clouds around with my fingers xD

granted...but it would only affect your room...

i wish i have more beer...XD...

granted, but you develop an allergic reaction to it but can't stop drinking.

I wish there was no time shift ... and no travelling distances ... and no jet lag and stuff

granted but if theres no such thing has time changing and all.. then this world wouldn't make sense.

i wish i had a water bed and someone to massage me. XD and feed me chicken ramen noodles with kimchi

my sis just told e today I do great massages ... but you don't get one from me

I wish I had the voice of Benedict Cumberbatch. lol

granted... hmmm but your voice is already handsome. ^ ^ i m sure it is. hehehe

i wish you would like your voice kiwa

granted, but you would hate my nose

I wish was capable of photosynthesis

nose?XD?! uh.. i said voice not nose LOL!

and what? photosynthesis? the sun??XD O.O.. i dont get it..

granted, but i dont get what u can do with the sunXD.. except burn us allXD! and fry a lot of eggs and eat fried chicken XD

i wish there was more ppl coming to the meeting at 4 p.m. on AM. today

granted but they will be silent


I wish I could sleep right now

granted, but you won't sleep because your chatting with peeps XD right now.

i wish i had yummy chicken ramen noddles company marchen.

granted but you will get sick from it.


wish I had a yummy pizza from pieology

no i wont get sick XD

granted, but u already had some of that didnt you?XDLOL!

I wish colds were curable.

granted, but the cure takes a week to take effect and makes your vision blurred and your tongue luminescent.

Wish someone with a katana would attack me so I could practice my disarms xD

granted, but i'm better with my hands XD! and plus swords are heavy unless their light weighted XD!

i wish i can see my future...