Break a Wish

Granted, your body will survive vacuum but your eyes cannot handle the lights and theres nothing for you to breathe..

Wish can enter into electronic world (internet etc)

granted, You've just become an electron. Have fun with Heisenberg's law, nobody knows where you are or how fast you are, you now have the spin of 1/2 which means (to get a rough image) if you're turned by 360° you look different, and you have to be turned around a second time to look the same again. Apart from that, there's nothing special about you, really. You can't even read or post, sorry.

I wish I could put 3 songs for playlist so that one can make it into it as well

Granted but then the video gets deleted from youtube.

I wish socks automatically paired themselves.

granted, but they always paired in mismatches xD

Wish I didn't start to listen to nano excessively yesterday, I got work to do :/
but the music's just too good xD

Granted. Every time a Nano song plays, you go temporarily deaf.

I wish The Walking Dead producers didn't kill off one of their best characters >_<

Granted, they stopped airing after second season since they run out of money and couldn't kill this person.

Wish my prof could handle his micro and wouldn't produce feedback loops all the time xD

Granted but he decides to use a surround system for his lectures and all of his students become deaf.

I wish I ran 50 laps for the pacer test QQ Stupid shoelace... (The fitness gram is a fitness test for high school students to measure how "fit" they are. The pacer test tests your stamina and endurance by making you run laps... or at lest that's how it is in NYC)

Granted. Afterwards, you shout "Persians! Persians attacking marathon!" and fall over dead.

I wish I knew who ultron was, he's user nr. 2 in AM, haven't seen him once lol.

Sidenote: Cool, this is pretty much what I wanted a games sec to be like, a way for users to communicate even though they can't meet in chatbox. Only sad thing is that it's just us two lol

Granted but he turns out to be a serial murderer who enjoys raping boys with the username kiwa. (I hope I'm not breaking any rules by writing this lol... Some admin I am XD)

I wish Pokemon were real.

Sidenote: Psh who needs other people? We're the life of the party kiwa. <(^^ <) ^(^^)^ (>^^)^

Granted, you now  proudly wear the name "Junpa" and run the police department of Kanto with your endless number of cousins who look exactly the same as you. And you're completely incompetent, you need Ash for any battles against criminals. Thank god on your knees that the only criminals there are is the team rocket, which are completely incompetent too. But at least you have this forum xD

(and you're still better off than the PokeCenter Nurse lol)

Wish i knew what they are doing in our maths faculty, setting up stalls and small exhibitions of companies in the whle building, occupying the places I use to sit at for studying, making a huge ruckus... oh well, maybe they give stuff away for free again xD

//Sidenote: ~(°-`)~ \(*o*)/ ~{^.^}~

Granted but then they kidnap you, torture you, and mail your decapitated head to your family because you found out their evil plan. Or the alternative is that they brainwash you to join their destroy-the-world plan and they send you on a suicide mission to kill your loved ones. Enjoy

I wish Pikachu didn't revert to level 1 each time a new season begins.

Granted, the beautiful shining sun wakes you up with warm and energized.... except it blinds you for the first half of your day.

I wish I could drink as much as I wanted without getting drunk.

Granted but then someone decides to drop a bomb on us. There goes our party XD

//sidenote: I'm still a minor so I don't drink, but I've had sips here and there. I can only stand sweet drinks though. Everything else tastes nastyyyy. ...I'm so going to be a heavy drinker in college.

I wish I had the guts to do daring things like skydiving and going on big rollercoasters.

Granted, but now you have new fears like being scared by people with hats, not being able to open glass doors and an uncontrollable aversion against skype calls.

//sidenote: aww the party... we could really do sth like this some time after christmas, or new year maybe, gathering in chatbox and stuff xD
and don't overdo it in college (I have friends who are really heavy drinkers, like, "hey, just noticed, the last day without alc for me was ... 7 weeks ago, should really stop... wait there's a party today? and tomorrow? meh, can't be helped" they are fine so far if you don't mind having lots of embarrassing stories told about you xD)

Wish i had a better voice for singing

Granted, you sing like an angel but you talk like a high-pitched leprachaun.

//sidenote: I miss out chatbox gatherings TT_TT And yes sir! I promise not to overdo it!

I wish I could breathe underwater.

Granted, but you're allergic against water now, you get rashes on any piece of skin it touches.

//Sidenote: I'm visiting chatbox regularly still, but I'm pretty much alone there.
Guess it will get better after the meeting.

Wish timezones didn't exist xD

Granted, but it was expired and tastes like pure shit.

I wish i had a harem of hot and sexeh girls <3

Ninja'd By Kiwa

Edit: Granted, but aliens came out suddenly. dafk?

Granted, but they are yandere. All of them. And they are armed.

Wish light was either wave or particle...

Granted but you die as soon as you learn this and the knowledge dies with you.

I wish clowns weren't creepy.

Granted, now clowns make everyone who looks at them sad

Wish my GFX skills were better ... or at least that I've started learning those before uni...

Granted But You Will Not Have Creativity For It.


I Wish Hattie Were Here. T_T

Granted but she would talk to nobody.

Wish I knew what happened...

Granted, but you forgot it after a few seconds

I wish that vegetables taste like cotton candy.

Btw, who is that black haired tsundere. From what anime?