Break a Wish

Granted, but now everything tastes like cotton candy.

Wish Martial arts training would be (even) more useful for everyday life.

Granted, but you get no sleep since all you do is fight the gangsters.

Wish that xray glasses were real XD btw who is that tsundere at your
Signature?

Granted, have fun looking at people's naked bones. That is, if you can get the money to buy them for their astronomical price.

//Sidenote that's kuroyukihime from accel world, a good anime, and especially if you liked sao highly recommendable

Wish I could teleport for short distances.

Granted, but it takes 4 hours just to travel 4 inches from your current location.

I wish i had a time machine to correct every embarassing moments, and every mistake.

Btw, Thanks but i've seen Accel World's first epi i just forgot the face of that girl XD and i don't like the fat main character

Granted, but you'll just create more embarrassing moments by time travelling.

//Sidenote didn't like him either at first, but he gets a bit better. And the rest of the characters are cool xD

Wish I had more space in the oven so I didn't have to make four sheets for every single sort of christmas cookies i'm baking :/

Granted, now you have an oven that can carry a hundred sheet of cookies but it takes longer to bake the cookies now, because of the added space.

I wish it wasn't so cold during the winter.

Granted, you live in Australia now, hot during summer, boiling during "winter" xD

Wish I could hold my breath for hours without suffocating.

Granted, but you'll look like this

D:

I wish I could run faster.

Granted, but you forgot how to walk, so you can only move by running very fast now.

Wish I knew 100 decimals of pi ... and i wish it would be somehow useful to know those lol

Granted, but now you're just a human calculator with no emotions.

I wish I could travel to outerspace.

Granted but you lack the means of surviving out there and your body ends up exploding.

I wish cars wouldn't make snow black... It's nasty shit.

Granted, it makes the snow green

I wish my tangerines would peel themselves.

Granted but tangerines are highly inefficient at peeling themselves. Not only does it take 36 hours for one to peel itself, they will only peel themselves one at a time.

I wish I could make flower bloom at will

Granted, but it turns into a human eating plant.

I wish pokemon was real.

Granted, and you turn into a Magikarp.

Wish you could transfer matter via net.

Granted but you must sell your soul in order to do so.

I wish I could change the color of my clothes.

Granted, you can, but they will turn invisible on random occasions as well.

Wish i had a clue.

granted, but the clue that your seeking is already within you!

I wish I can go out with anyone sighs. My life seems a bit plain.

Granted, now anyone wants to go out with you and you're being put under an insane stress from all the confessions and dates.

Wish this night would be 4 hours longer to be able to sleep out xD

Granted but your days are 24 hours shorter.

I wish I was taller by a few inches.

Granted, you're now taller by 160 inches.

Wish these buses and trains wouldn't be late all the time.

Granted but they end up arriving early and leaving before you get there.

I wish I would stop coughing all night long.

Granted, now you're singing all night long and can't stop.

Wish exams and stuff didn't exist, studies would be far less bothersome... xD

Granted, but I'll reopen it again ... and again ... and again! Muahaha!


Wish Minecraft didn't get an update yesterday and ruined my Gate circuit...