Break a Wish

granted, but he is alcoholic :/

i wish i had a personal plane to travel to other places freely

granted, but ull appear inside of them >_<

i wish i had an automatic food maker, cooking shucks >_>

granted, but it can only make liver T,T

Wish my days had 4 hours more each xD

granted, but internet and cable TV wont work those hours

i wish i could have a better PC for gaming purposes u.u

Granted, but you discover you suffer from epilepsia and can't play any games anymore.

 

I wish i could read people's minds.

granted, but u cant turn the ability off, ull hear EVERYONES thoughts all the time and will suffer from constant headaches

i wish i could use PS anytime soon :C

Granted, but as soon as you open it you notice GIMP is much better xD

Wish I knew who that girl in the forum background was. lol

Granted but then she reaches out of your computer and decapitates you since you know her secret.

I wish I had chocolate right now.

granted ... and since it won't be *right now* anymore when you've read this, you won't have chocolate anymore than.

Wish i could play piano.

granted, then play the dang piano XD! practice practice then

i wish i had a sexy voice friend . dont ask why.. XD!

i hope i'm doing this right LOL!!!!!

granted, he sounds like Benedict Cumberbatch and acts like Sherlock.

Wish I could turn into some cool animal just with snapping my fingers.

//Yes, as far as i can see you're doing it right xD

i dont know these men voices well XD!LOL!....

granted.. but wwhy an animal that can snap?! you can turn into a mutation monkey XD! but u gota clone yourself first.. but dont do it because you won't be a hot human guy anymore LOL!

//just taking the "wish" you made in the stupid question thread

granted, that korean guy asks you out, but you completely ruin it by .... by ... spilling a milkshake over his trousers ... a hot milkshake ... he got burned badly ...and doesn't want to see you again.

Wish I had long straight black hair, Kuchiki Byakuya- like or sth xD

granted but always smells like vinegar

I wish I was a famous magician

Granted but your tricks would be fake


I wish you Guys don't make me close this thread for unnecessary convos on a wish thread

Granted, but everyone is a spammer in their own way.

I wish I can find a curry bun at the supermarket today!

Granted but some old Asian lady grabs it out of your hand and makes a run for it as soon as you pay for it.

I wish the sky was green.

granted but it will rain acid


I wish you guys wouldn't spam

Granted but then our site would have no activity.

I wish Edward Cullen didn't sparkle in the sunlight.

Granted, now he's always accompanied by fireworks in the night.

Wish I could fly by moving my arms up and down.

Granted, but thats a lot of tiresome work if you want to flap your arms to levitate XD!!

I wish it was easier to be successful in a dream job.

Granted but you now have terrible luck in your love life.

I wish I had the power to castrate men at will. (I can't wait to see the answer to this one XD)

funny thing is that i dont wanna grant this one... xD  (WHY WOULD U WANT SOMETHING LIKE THAT? O_O)

i wish i had a way to break the horrible routine >_<