Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

waaaow good question. i think rocks are heavier.

why is my voice not getting better at singing? ><! T ^ T its straining wah

It's a trick question. They both weight a pound so they weigh the same XP

Because if you keep using it, it'll get worse rather than better.

Why doesn't the rainbow have thirteen colors?

because it got lazy to make that many rainbow colors.  

why is it expensive for going to school?

Because the world runs on money. Literally.

Is the universe truly infinite?

Because if you imagine it, it's way too wrong.
Why do people poop?

Because we're all full of shit and we need to get rid of some of that negativity.

Why is NYC nicknamed the Big Apple?

Because you are not a tornado.

Why do people get lazy?

Because being overworked isn't healthy AND hard to accomplish.

If a branch breakes in the forest and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound at all?

No, because the branch is an adult branch so it doesn't cry when it's hurt or broken.

How do animals communicate underwater?

Animals don't talk.

How many pieces of cloth does the average male guy wear during work?

21.

What causes fog?

Fart that was made up of bacons and french fries.

Why do we have teeth?

Because people without teeth sound funny talking.

What cure is there against claustrophobia?

fearless love!

what does Santa say whenever he goes inside someone's home and steals cookies and milk?XD

"Yo yo yo gangsta santa in da house!"

Why does Santa drive a coke truck?

because that's his favorite drink! duh XD

why does Rudolph have a red light nose ??XD

Because he can stop cars with it.


Do fish shoot torpedos on New Year's day?

Yes so they can force people stop sailing and spend the day with their families...

does birds celebrate new year?

yes, and the concords can even celebrate the same 12 o'clock New Year a few times each year^^

If you go 30 km south, 10,5 km west, 30 km south and you're at the place where you started, where are you?

Some place less than 30KM from my place, I think. >_>

Is it possible to get lost in your own neighborhood? xD

I can't say, but from own experience I can tell that it's possible to lose a neighbourhood.

why can you see a water surface? Water is transparent, but you can see the surface....

You just see a surface, because you WANT to see it.

How did guinea pigs survive evolution?