Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

omg thats just wrongXD!  

because men were born to be hairy everywhere XD! and somewhat not for women. XD!  you males have to cut your nose, and ears  hair and be hairy on ur armpits and legs XD!

kiwa are you in love with someone? XD!

how should I know about Kiwa


Why must I deal with these spammers?

because you want to deal with the spammers.

why am i so sleepy at 8 p.m?XD..

Because it's P.M. already. XD

Should I watch Strike the Blood?

no, better do sth useful with your time.

(note: yes you should xD some good action, turned out to be a harem anime, decent humor, ... xD)

Why does the sparrow fly south for winter?

because theres a summer resort for sparrows at south.

why does giraffes invade New York?

because the elephants put on their sunglasses and drove down the hill.

Where does laughter come from?

from sLaughter....

why pandas wears sunglasses?

they only wear one brand:


Why does it rain here all day?

wheres here all day? XD! t hats a good question.. maybe it's peeing a lot of rain drops? XD!

why are donuts sometimes expensive to buy? XD around my area XD

Because America runs on Dunkin'

Is it possible to kill myself without killing myself?

yes by taking a lot of medication accidentally. but dont try it.. its scary...i took so many one time to try to sleep.. and my heart beat was racing like no other.. and i was still alive.

.. why have you been thinking deeply about life and death????????????

Because there's questions about life and death on the SAT.

Why do we have to take tests?

there is? on SAT?  

why? because to see the difference in peoples abilities and rankings.  to tell us apart maybe?XD!

why is it hard to make a simple title for a web site.?

Because web sites require that the title be something so convoluted and complex that people will remember it.

Where can I find pictures of penguins?

maybe on google? XD or animal magazinesXD uh geographic magazines of penguins heh

do you pray to god often?

Because he gives good fortune cookies.

Why don't humans bark to communicate?

b-but they do! woof woof!

Why do I always get hurt when hugging my cactus in my room?

because cactus has spikes on them XD

you hug your own cactus?!?!? omg..

Yes I do because they're nice and fluffy~

Why does tea have more caffeine that coffee?

because its wants to XD!

why can't i see my future? XD

why? hmm... i think something much unpredictable lays in valid answer... i think it's better to not know.

why does fishes wet themselves ?

because thats the only way they can release themselves XD

why is the sky blue most of the time?

Because aliens like painting the sky blue.

Do aliens exist?

you never know. some ppl saw some in the sky before.. XD.. like a flying saucer dun dundun.

why is there nothing to do today?