Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer

Because doing nothing is all the rage these days.

Why is it going to snow tomorrow when November has just begun?

Because Santa Claus likes turkey.

Why do we celebrate Thanksgiving by eating turkey?

the indians started.. it LLOL i think. or the pilgrims started the tradition!

do you think you'll be granted your wish this year? heheh (hahaha u probably not)XD! wink

No but I'll switch my stocking with yours hattie. That way, you'll get my coal and I'll get your gift :3

Why did the Grinch steal Christmas?

Because he wanted to bring Christmas to his girlfriend.

Why can't Christmas come sooner?

because you wouldn't have the time to bake cookies for it then!

Why do I have a shadow?

you have a shadow because of science. atom and matter XD! i think

why does it feel like the days are going slow?

Because whether you know it or not, you have turned into a snail.

Why is China so polluted?

because of gasoline everywhere XD that ppl are producing.

why does water tastes all different? each water brand i've tried taste all different to me.

because the animals that pee in the sources are different everywhere. (serious: every water source has a different minral composition.)

Why do people yaaaaaaawwwwn?

because we get tired or the body does.

why am i hungry but im full?

because you ate stuff you didn't need, and too less of the stuff your body wanted you to eat

How many stars are in the sky?

too many to count.. it is unknown

why do i feel like wanting something unique to happen to me?

Because the meaning of like is pie.

Why does the cookie monster like cookies?

because the cookies look like monsters XD..

why did the chicken cross the road?

Because it wanted to fly. But chickens can't fly so it settled for flying to heaven.

Why do turkeys gobble?

Because back then, there were gobbles who turkeyed, and the turkeys didn't want to stay behind.

If you put two mirrors face to face with nothing in between, what do the mirrors show?

there own reflection.

Why is there so many ppl that shop for the same brand and they don't restock the clothes?

Because all the clothes run away.

What happens after death?

another new life

why cant i sleep..?

Because there's someone in bed with you :3 You should tell us who it is XP

Why is marijuana legal in some states?

why is alcohol and cigarettes?

Is there life apart from us in the universe?

Why of course. Besides humans there are plants and trees and animals and bacteria and stuff!

Why is it fun to break wishes?

Ruriel wrote:

Because there's someone in bed with you :3 You should tell us who it is XP

Why is marijuana legal in some states?

OMG STEPH I CANT believe you thought of that. XD!!  well.. i wish someone was in bed with me XD! to keep me warm hehehehe XD

ITS FUN to break wishes because some wishes can't be granted.

why isn't there more than 24 hours per day?

Because 24 is a magical number in Switzerland.

Which is heavier? A pound of feathers or a pound of rocks?