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Ruriel
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| | Subject: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 2:07 pm | |
| Title says it all~ What are some really bad or cheesy pickup lines you've heard? What about your favorites?
I remember back when I was a freshman, biology pickup lines spread like wildfire. My favorite is: If I were an enzyme, I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.
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Vezzel
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 3:27 pm | |
| nothing better than putting a calm and confident face and say this:  never worked for me though... lol | |
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Lotus&Japan
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Rex Lex
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:45 pm | |
| - Lotus&Japan wrote:
here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...
hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!
lol just imagine the look on that girls face priceless xD but seriously calling a girls face shit isn't exactly helpful | |
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Lotus&Japan
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 4:53 pm | |
| - Rex Lex wrote:
- Lotus&Japan wrote:
here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...
hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!
lol just imagine the look on that girls face priceless xD try it yourself and tell us how many slaps did you get LOL | |
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Rex Lex
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 5:51 pm | |
| - Lotus&Japan wrote:
- Rex Lex wrote:
- Lotus&Japan wrote:
here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...
hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!
lol just imagine the look on that girls face priceless xD
try it yourself and tell us how many slaps did you get LOL lol that's a big no no I would feel like an idiot I don't like pick up lines though some of them are really funny | |
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Lelouch_Vi_Britannia
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 6:47 pm | |
| - Lotus&Japan wrote:
here are two, which made me really laugh (found it on fb)...
hey girl, can you give me your number, I lost mine!
thats just digging your own grave...XD... sounds great to try though... | |
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Lotus&Japan
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 7:12 pm | |
| [quote="Lelouch_Vi_Britannia"] - Lotus&Japan wrote:
thats just digging your own grave...XD...
sounds great to try though... ok imagine you said it and you wait for her reaction:  then she reacts:  xD and that's interesting! | |
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Ruriel
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Jun 10, 2013 10:55 pm | |
| Here's another lame one my friend told me on the way home.
The average human body has 206 bones, but when I see you, I have one more. | |
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KimHaedi
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Tue Jun 11, 2013 1:06 pm | |
| NO PAIN, NO GAME or chin up man. XD are those pick up lines?? XDDD
well I love you and you know it?XDLOL!.. ok im really lame at this type of pick up lines but i think i got the drifts of it right?LOL!!! | |
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GuiltyStory
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| | Subject: Re: Pickup Lines Mon Sep 16, 2013 6:12 am | |
| Best on i heard in High School
One of my classmates said to the hot teacher
"Hey Girl, if i were a Fly i'd be all over you cuz your the shit!"
Another one is when i was walking around the mall
random guys walks up to me and says
"Excuse me, Do you believe in First Love? Or Should i walk by again?"
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